Had Sex With My Overweight Friend

This happened a few years ago, but I just felt like sharing.

In fact, this was before I got obsessed with sex, you can read that story here? Admittedly, It’s a weird story….

There was a guy who was overweight among my former group of friends. 230 pounds, if I had to guess, which is a really significant amount of weight. 

Although many of our friends made fun of him, he was actually a genuinely nice guy. like actually being spiteful with him for no reason.

Every time we got together, they would "show off" by picking on the fat guy. 

He was constantly told he needed to work out, lose weight, and would never meet a female. Being jerks all around.

 He came out one night and announced that he had a date. 

It turns out that his "friends" arranged a phony date for him, but no one showed up. 

I was furious. I uttered the words "I'm pleased she stood you up, I want you to take me on a date" in front of everyone.

Hence, we did. We had our date. had a great time playing mini golf. was an excellent first date. 

He admitted to me that he had only ever had intercourse once, and the girl had only done it accidentally while intoxicated.

My soul ached for him. He really opened up to me and shared his feelings with me, as well as the fact that the boys had consistently treated him unfairly.

We had a great date, so I said screw it. He is a nice, sweet man. 

So I had sex with him. 

He had a typical build. 

He played a poor thrust game since he lacked experience and it only lasted for two minutes, but I would still play it again. 

He obviously felt valued, which wasn't awful for me.

I gave him a hickey in exchange for him giving me one. 

the expressions on their faces! 

I advised him to be more self-assured since the right girl would eventually appear and that there was nothing wrong with him. 

THEN SHE DID!

He has been living with her for approximately two years, and he is doing great!

And this is what I am always teaching you guys in my encyclopedia of wisdom and knowledge that;

You need to Lower Your Expectations when it comes to having sex with women. I know this seems like “woo woo” nonsense advice, but it’s true.

Why do you have to have an eight-inch cock, that can last 2 hours, and ejaculate a gallon-sized cum shot? There’s no reason that you have to be a sex god.

Women love sex. It’s a fact.

And you can bet that if you’re in a relationship, she loves having sex with you, because of your intimate bond. She doesn’t really care how good (or bad) the sex is. She’s happy to be there with you.

Like I said above, you can read another story about How I got obsessed with sex here?

xoxo,

You can also Read more of my Sexual Lessons from my erotic Adventures here!

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