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Relax Its just Sex: Here are 5 Weird And Wonderful Sex Noises

This post is about those weird and wonderful sex noises that happen. And while most of us know what they are, people rarely talk about them. Even lovers avoid those conversations. Can you imagine? “Hey babe, how was that incredible sound of air gushing out your vagina!?” Some people can be a little concerned about the weird noises bodies make during sex. And some are so self-conscious about it they get up and bolt. We humans are a funny species aren’t we? So grab that cuppa, because you’re about to be entertained by the human side of weird and wonderful sex noises. Orgasm noises Don’t people make some weird facial expressions and noises when they climax? There’s that puffing and panting that goes on and makes humans sound more like overheated furry animals for a start; then I’ve heard people describing their lovers orgasm as a host of different things such as a dying cat, a birthing cow and even a whale on heat (to name a few). I don’t know what a whale on heat sounds like but it seems

Oral Sex And The Chubby Girl: How To Orally Serve Your Thick Juicy Mistress

Believe it or not, there is a lot of advice on sex and plus size folks, which mostly center on being comfortable and positions for penetration. I am here today to talk about cunnilingus. I’m sure some of you out there are master pussy eaters and don’t need my advice, but sometimes sex can be a bit different for people of size. While folks with vaginas have the same basic parts down below, they vary in shape and size. Your technique with your slim partner may not suit the needs of your chubby partner. Now for the one receiving there may be some minor adjustments they need to make when receiving oral pleasure. TUMMIES AND THIGHS If you’re chubby, you may have a beautiful tummy that greets your partner when they are making their way downtown. Do not feel embarrassed that it hides your genitals. There are two ways one can work with the tummy. One, spreading the legs further apart will lift the stomach up, or two, simply lift it yourself or have your partner lift it as they go down on you.